Feminish: Sarah Palin, The Stripper →
feminishblog: My partner and I tuned in to Conan last night, to support a friend who was a guest on the show. During his opening monologue Conan made reference to a novelty act stripper in Florida, who poses as a Sarah Palin look-a-like. The joke was something about how this Sarah Palin actually had a viable…
5% of your life is controlled by your conscious mind, 95% by the unconscious...– Bruce Lipton (via lysergiocacid)
the only worthwhile part from Lost in Translation
has become the new “overused phrase” in this house: “Lip my stocking…. “No, prease, Bob Hallis!”
raise your hand if your boobs have ever been so sore that putting on a shirt, or walking down the stairs, or rolling on your side in sleep, has been excruciating!!!!! #raiseshand
uhm, how did that happen?
This freaked Matt out.
i can’t take this nausea anymore. im ready to rip my stomach out. wah wahh
my azian persuazion made stir fry and it smells...